A Joke to Sanity and Insanity. 2

I liked the other one, so here’s another.

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Me: Okay then, let’s try this one more time…

Sanity: Whatever you say… you should be studying for your midterm though, rather than trying to tell bad jokes.

Me: How do you know it’s going to be a bad joke? That’s kind of rude…

Insanity: Ahahahahaha! I totally got that one, great joke!

Sanity: that wasn’t a joke.

Insanity: Hah! That’s what you think! You just don’t have the mind to understand such sophisticated jokes…

Me: Um…

Sanity: And I know it’s going to be a bad joke. I know all of your jokes. They;re all written down. A joke someone already knows is a bad joke. You likely won’t be able to even finish a short cliche joke without being interrupted by this one. *points to Insanity*

Insanity: Hey! I’m not a bad joke!

Me: Whatever…

Insanity: Tell another joke already! Amuse me, Minion! *points at me*

Sanity sighs.

Me: ¬†Um. Okaaaaay there… how about….

Sanity: Not that one. That one’s particularly bad.

Me: What? What do you know?

Sanity: A lot. Not that one either.

Me: *frustrated* Fine! Knock Knock!

Silence.

Sanity: Seriously?

Me: Yes. Knock. Knock. *raises eyebrows*

Silence.

Me: well?

Sanity sighs.

Sanity: Who’s the–

Insanity clamps hands down on Sanity’s mouth.

Insanity: SHHHHHHHHHHHH! *whispers* They’ll hear you…!

Sanity raises an eyebrow at Insanity.

Insanity: *still whispering* They’re following me. Don’t let them know anyone is home!

Me: But–

Insanity jumps and slaps a hand over my mouth as well.

Insanity: Are you insane!!!! BE QUIET!!!!!!!!! oops. I mean, *Whispers* Be quiet…….!

Sanity: But it’s just a joke, one person says Knock Knock, the other says Who’s there, and–

Insanity: AAH! You let them know that we’re here!!! I’m DOOMED! Flee! FLEE FOR YOUR LIFE! *runs away*

Sanity and I watch as she runs away, and Sanity turns to Me and raises an eyebrow.

Sanity: I told you so.

Me: shut up.

Sanity: couldn’t even finish a simple knock knock joke…

Me: ‘Snot my fault.

Sanity: No, it’s your minds fault.

Me: you’re part of my mind, so that means you’re partly to blame.

Sanity: Hah! Now that is a joke.

Me: …

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Well then, isn’t that refreshing? Anyone have any other jokes to try telling Sanity and Insanity?

Midterms

I wish that all of my Midterms were bunched together.. about a month ago I had my first midterm, I have a midterm tomorrow, and I have a part 2 midterm of my first midterm to deal with in another week.5.

I’m just glad that exams are all on the same week… I’m lucky, since I have two classes of studios, I only have 3 exams this semester… and My last exam is on the 19th… X-mas break starts the 22nd…

Which also happens to be my friend E’s birthday.

I’m thinking of doing a drawing for her, one of a blue giraffe.

Her fav colour is blue.

Her fav animal is a giraffe.

Why not?

Anyway, writing this because I’m taking a break from studying…

Also to complain that I ONLY have 2 midterms and an exam to get my marks up in Crit. Thinking class, and I have 2 essays + exam to hand in to my Essay Writing Class, and I still haven’t gotten my first exam back…

I’d rather have a bunch of assignments and tests throughout the year to add up a bunch of small marks rather than these very few big tests…

In Art History at least there are a bunch of small tests and assignments to boost the mark.

A good thing as history like this is, for the most part, as boring as a bent nail.

It might be interesting at first, but if you had a class that lasted for 3 hours, studying this bent nail, you would quickly get bored.

I’ve been listening to x-mas songs to alleviate some boredom (not in class, now), and I suggest Bob Rivers’ “Carol of the Bartenders”, “The bathroom door said ‘gentlemen'”, “Pokemon”, and “Walkin ’round in women’s underwear”.

All can be found on grooveshark.com, which also keeps me from boredom.

*sigh*