I liked the other one, so here’s another.
Me: Okay then, let’s try this one more time…
Sanity: Whatever you say… you should be studying for your midterm though, rather than trying to tell bad jokes.
Me: How do you know it’s going to be a bad joke? That’s kind of rude…
Insanity: Ahahahahaha! I totally got that one, great joke!
Sanity: that wasn’t a joke.
Insanity: Hah! That’s what you think! You just don’t have the mind to understand such sophisticated jokes…
Sanity: And I know it’s going to be a bad joke. I know all of your jokes. They;re all written down. A joke someone already knows is a bad joke. You likely won’t be able to even finish a short cliche joke without being interrupted by this one. *points to Insanity*
Insanity: Hey! I’m not a bad joke!
Insanity: Tell another joke already! Amuse me, Minion! *points at me*
Me: Um. Okaaaaay there… how about….
Sanity: Not that one. That one’s particularly bad.
Me: What? What do you know?
Sanity: A lot. Not that one either.
Me: *frustrated* Fine! Knock Knock!
Me: Yes. Knock. Knock. *raises eyebrows*
Sanity: Who’s the–
Insanity clamps hands down on Sanity’s mouth.
Insanity: SHHHHHHHHHHHH! *whispers* They’ll hear you…!
Sanity raises an eyebrow at Insanity.
Insanity: *still whispering* They’re following me. Don’t let them know anyone is home!
Insanity jumps and slaps a hand over my mouth as well.
Insanity: Are you insane!!!! BE QUIET!!!!!!!!! oops. I mean, *Whispers* Be quiet…….!
Sanity: But it’s just a joke, one person says Knock Knock, the other says Who’s there, and–
Insanity: AAH! You let them know that we’re here!!! I’m DOOMED! Flee! FLEE FOR YOUR LIFE! *runs away*
Sanity and I watch as she runs away, and Sanity turns to Me and raises an eyebrow.
Sanity: I told you so.
Me: shut up.
Sanity: couldn’t even finish a simple knock knock joke…
Me: ‘Snot my fault.
Sanity: No, it’s your minds fault.
Me: you’re part of my mind, so that means you’re partly to blame.
Sanity: Hah! Now that is a joke.
Well then, isn’t that refreshing? Anyone have any other jokes to try telling Sanity and Insanity?