I hate it when you sneeze and aren’t prepared for it. Or you ARE prepared for it in the last second, and still turn away from sneezing on anyone/thing you shouldn’t. It’s good you don’t sneeze on a friend/stranger or your computer screen, but you always end up sneezing on yourself.
Mostly I just hate sneezing down my shirt.
I don’t know if guys have this issue, but I know that most don’t know the ick-inducing sensation of sneeze wetness on your sternum and between your boobs.
More girls have boobs than guys, right? Right.
And there’s no delicate way to wipe that, and I always end up looking down like it may have shown up on my chest like silly string or something else equally appealing. No way to hide that.
I also hate it when I sneeze, and tears leak from my eyes.
Guaranteed, one of two things will happen.
1. It will land on the lens of my glasses.
2. It will make me look like I’m starting to cry.
Sometimes both happen.
Then I look like I should be pitied as I clean my glasses, leaving me blind to the number of people looking at me and feeling pity for the poor girl with dirty glasses.
Just my thoughts on something my body occasionally forces me to do.